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14 Bizarre Concepts from the 80s That Don’t Make Sense Now

14 Bizarre Concepts from the 80s That Don’t Make Sense Now

For those who grew up in the 80s, you know it was a time of unmatched nostalgia and growth. From the iconic Madonna and the groundbreaking Transformers to the vibrant and in-your-face colors and the joy of recording mix tapes from the radio’s playlist, the 1980s were a real joy for those lucky enough to have lived through them.

While the 1980s were unquestionably awesome, the era also introduced many things to fashion, technology, economy, and culture that, in hindsight, may make today’s generation wonder what was going through everyone’s minds, giving the 1980s a bit of a stereotype of “strange times.”

Let’s consider these intriguing relics of the past and explore the weirder parts of the 80s.

1. Concrete Jungle Playgrounds

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The playgrounds of the 80s seemed to be made solely to harden children, with concrete on the ground and slides that appeared to start from the moon. Many paranoid Moms today would probably never take their children to the park if there weren’t padded swings and carpet grass.

2. Dangerous Toys

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Would you get your kids a radioactive toy? The Atomic Energy Lab was a popular toy in the 1980s, and parents bought it and lived to tell the story. Four samples of uranium-containing ores, autunite, torbernite, uraninite, and carnotite were included in the package.

Today, there’s more safety in the toys we’re allowing our kids to play with, but toys in the 1980s didn’t always have safety at the forefront.

3. Reaganomics

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The 80s saw a huge gap between the rich and the poor, largely due to Reaganomics. The administration’s economic policies heavily emphasized deregulation, tax breaks for the wealthy, and trickle-down economics. While these measures were attributed to fostering economic expansion and prosperity, they worsened wealth distribution and income inequality.

4. Less Reachability

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Today, everyone is available; at the press of the green call button, we know our children’s whereabouts at any given moment. We can put a tracker on our kids’ phones and share Uber trips with them to know when they get to their destination.

In the 80s (and generations before), there was little way of knowing where anyone was once they left your house. You knew they were missing if they didn’t come home.

5. Living in Fear of War

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We may never know how it feels to live with the fear of a possible nuclear war, but people in the 1980s had to live with continued Cold War tensions. During the height of the late Cold War, concerns about nuclear bombs existed, and apocalyptic scenarios were prevalent in popular culture. It’s unnerving to revisit these scenes.

6. Greed is Good?

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It’s good to dream big and want more, but the 80s had a mantra we probably wouldn’t agree with: greed is good. The phrase symbolized a culture that celebrated individual wealth accumulation and self-interest. It reflects the era’s economic policies and values. Some criticized it for promoting excess and moral ambiguity in pursuit of financial success.

7. Big Hair

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People in the 80s took aiming high very seriously and had their hair as proof. The 80s hairstyles comprised voluminous hair and excessive use of hairspray. All the beehives on hair would seem over-the-top and cringe-worthy today.

8. Car Designs

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Today’s cars are slimmer, sleeker, and multi-functional. Compared to sleek current designs, several 1980s cars are notorious for their boxy shapes, faux wood paneling, and bright color schemes that might make us cringe or smile with nostalgia.

9. Shoulder Pads

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We may look at shoulder pads today the same way we look at spoiled milk, but they were once the power dressing staple. Shoulder pads in clothing today would make anyone look comically oversized. Good luck convincing your tailor today to give your clothes shoulder pads.

10. Mixtapes

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Today’s generation of live streaming and downloading songs wouldn’t know the troubles people in the 1980s went to just to get a few songs on a cassette tape. Even though it was once a romantic gesture, making mixtapes with cassette tapes appears archaic and out of style in the era of digital playlists.

11. Smoking Indoors

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All research now says smoking is bad for you, and secondhand smoke is just as bad. People would frequently smoke indoors at restaurants, businesses, and even on airplanes throughout the 1980s. The concept of smoking indoors feels awkward and outdated these days.

12. Over-the-Top Makeup

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If you think people are bold with make-up today, you should have seen the make-up enthusiasts of the 80s. That was the hallmark of using bright eyeshadows, heavy blush, and bold lip colors. Today that would be used as a costume.

13. Cabbage Patch Kids

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We could say we haven’t witnessed shoppers fighting for a commodity, but the 2020 tissue paper wars prove us wrong. We had tissue paper wars; the ’80s had the Cabbage Patch Kids. In the 1980s, this particular brand of dolls with original names and adoption certificates became an obsession, sparking crazy shopping sprees and even the occasional act of violence among consumers.

14. Brick-Sized Cell Phones

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The phones of the 1980s were larger than life (if you happened to have one). The large, brick-sized cell phones of the 1980s are now seen as relics from a past era in telecommunications.

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